My reality. My show. My life.

(Source: nic0tine-kisses)

(Source: pinkelo)

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

devil-inher-angeleyes:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

devil-inher-angeleyes:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

lulz-time:

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

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Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

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bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

For Pike The Polar Bear’s 30th birthday, the San Francisco Zoo brought in some snow. You could say she was pretty excited about it.

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lulz-time:

alltimeboners:
i was trying to take a selfie with my cat but then 
IT’S THE CIRRRRCLE OF LIFE

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

lulz-time:

alltimeboners:

i was trying to take a selfie with my cat but then 

IT’S THE CIRRRRCLE OF LIFE

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!